I woke up this morning and wondered how confident I would feel if I had to settle a dispute via the dreaded "Push Up Off." Only being able to bang out 23 solid knuckle push ups I knew I needed some help. I stumbled on a push up compilation at:
One of the reader comments has this revolutionary suggestion: http://www.hundredpushups.com/
I began my training immediately. I suggest you do the same. You never, never know...
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If you want to defend your ladies' honor like a badass, may I suggest "The Aztec":